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Adam

Who is this guy kidding? I saw his interview -News Flash- he DOES look 39! Calling yourself a Heavy Metal Teddy Bear is like saying you’re old and have a massive beer gut. Jus’ sayin’. Dude thinks he’s an Evel Chicken? I think we’ll see he’s scared chicken, or maybe just a little squirrelly. Did you see the beard? And his new girlfriend? Let’s just say she’ll probably enjoy her summer a whole lot more than he will.

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Inside the BB13 House

Yahoo got exclusive rights to the first eleven Big Brother 13 House pics and released them early this morning. At first glance they’ve taking a page from season 11, it’s another beach set. Could be Venice Beach, could be Paradise Pier at Disney’s California Adventure, it’s all done in bricks and bright cotton-candy colors.

The lounge off the kitchen where HG’s usually napped or talked strategy is now a plush royal purple along with black and white tile and outfitted with skeleton pictures, a fortune teller and a superstitious vibe perfect for the thirteenth season. The HOH bedroom was given a patio garden feel, a huge round Hefner style bed, orange orchids and white brick. Owls are everywhere, even in the aquarium.

With the CBS hype promoting “It’s going to be a Party” it’s clear they’re promising beach bodies, oiled muscles and carnival crazies. Hopefully we’ll get enough beach eye-candy to make late night interesting and a few red-neck crazies on vacation to stir it up. I can’t wait!

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AlliG Goes For Bigus Dickus

Big Dick Johnson Struts His Stuff
Big Dick Johnson Struts His Stuff

Allison Grodner has hired Chris DeJoseph, a former wrestler, as a Big Brother writer for this summer’s BB 13. She seems to have a penchant for wrestlers, as shown by the repeated casting of Jessie Godderz on seasons 10, 11 & 12. Mr. PECtacular’s fan ratings were dismal, that’s for sure, which makes it hard to think of any other reason for his being cast. He’s rumored to be in this season’s show as well, his friends have pointed to a lack of Facebook and email activity of late.

It seems AlliG is plumbing the depths of her desires to be surrounded by muscle-bound meatheads. Since being ‘let go’ from WWE SmackDown last November Chris DeJoesph has been trying to find a new job. We can well imagine what the interview process was like:

What can you tell me about yourself that I might not already know?   Why do they call you Big Dick Johnson?

Perhaps all he needed to do was say the word “wrestle” and AlliG, beyond all reason, added him to the show. Then again, he might have demonstrated some of the things which made him uniquely qualified for the role of Bigus Dickus.

Whilst looking forward to another season of Big Brother, regardless of Ms. Grodners’ continued uninspired attempts to send the franchise into oblivion, let’s not throw the fishies out with the bath water. Maybe Bigus Dickus is just what this show needs to sell more late night Sho2 ad time.